the only way a sane person could possibly stomach this show. Ironic, because he’s a recovering alcoholic.

(play with some or all of these rules)

Every time Glenn Beck brings up Nazis, or waves a flag with a swastika on it, take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck brings up communism, take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck says “George Soros,” take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck says “Bill Ayers” take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck flips the chalk board, take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck mentions “progressive” with an angry connotation, take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck commits a gross historical inaccuracy (use wikipedia to verify this one) take a shot.

Every time Glenn Beck attacks some blogger you’ve never heard of that calls him on his bullshit, take a shot.

Every time Glenn Beck mentions himself in the third person, take a shot.

Every time Glenn Beck brings out puppets, take a shot.

Every time Glenn Beck attacks FAIR or Media Matters for America, take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck says something bad about a current or past Democratic president take a drink.

Every time Glenn Beck cries like a little bitch finish your drink.

have any of your own rules you would like to ad? shoot me an email. mattryan617@gmail.com